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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.44891
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>>44890
>You may as well armor her
I'd put some chain shirt or plate on her for cavalry charges. She'd also look sexy in a nice painted decorative mantle/cloak too though (pic semi-related). What design were you thinking of? She needs a cool helmet to go with it too.
>overrating mounted combat
I know she doesn't need the AC, but I was thinking more for attacks from spells that that would otherwise hinder her movements, because I hate having to slow down (or get fugged by a death spell or other lethal attack) while charging like a speeding bullet. It's not that important though, I was just drooling over her combat prowness.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44892
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>>44890
Were you thinking of putting some armor or a mantle on Fae too? heard you mention mithril breastplate, but I think it'd really just cover-up her naturally-shiny brass scales. She'd look ebin with a partially-covered, white mantle though.

If Tracy got a decorative helm or armor though, it should leave some space around her mane for the flames to flow through, because that natural illumination is stylish asf.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44893
44894
>>44890
>I was not pleased
I thought it was funny...
I love muscle wizard jokes..
>>44852
But shitposting aside, II think AJ would be a Lawful Neutral Ranger.
Anonymous
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No.44894
44895
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>>44891
I've looked into this. The heaviest armor Trachemar could have that does not encumber her or slow her down, is Mythril breast plate - which is the heaviest medium armor, but is a light armor when made out of mythril. That would give her +5 AC before enchantments but at only -1 armor check penalty.

It's an incredibly sexy way to armor her too. Imagine something along the lines of Nightmare moon's armor, but with the neck armor being separate from the chanfron, there being a full set of plate covering her chest, and the whole set having the beautiful silvery polished-titanium look of mythril. Obviously I'd cover her in a beautiful Templar Knights caparison as well, but I don't know if you'd want that.

>Mounted combat against spells
How does this work?

>>44892
>Armoring Fae
Oh absolutely. Armoring Fae is where I first got the ideas from, but then I realized that there was no reason not to do the same to Tracy

>White mantle on Fae
I'd love to decorate her like the OC pony Priestess Padlock in pics related. Padlock is absolutely adorable in her religious zealotry and her desire to purge the heretics, even if her vow of celibacy is frustrating. I think of Fae as somewhat similar, although with a more "stuck up" attitude than Priest Padlock. To give Fae such a caparison, and especially if it were something functional like a robe of resistance, would be great

>Space in Chanfron to allow flames
Done. I could probably find more pics of what I had in mind

>>44893
>Lawful nuetral ranger
Yeah, I can see that
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44895
44907
>>44894
Yeah, that's the look. If she's a priestess, then white robes are the way to go.
>stuck up
I don't really see that. She just seems professional.
>Mythril breast plate
That stuff's expensive, m8. And time consuming.
It'd look ebin though.
>How does this work?
The feat description says "when your mount is hit in combat, you may attempt a Ride check (as a reaction) to negate the hit." It probably doesn't just backhand targeted spells (not sure what a "hit" means), but it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks.
For Fighters, it's necessary, because non-paladins are fugged if their mounts get shot even once in battle.

The real benefit to it is that it's also a prereq for Mounted Archery, and all of the other riding feats. I just thought that Trumpaladin could train for it while he's training Fae or Tracy in the holodeck.
Anonymous
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No.44897
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/44896.html

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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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Anonymous
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No.43410
And with that <dramatic flourish> I bake
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43411
*goes to bed*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43412
43416
Elway gives his approval of Fae. Specifically, he approves of the fact that Fae is dander-free
"it's good that the lion is dander free; if there was dander involved this sort of exorcism could get complicated"

But he issues a warning to Trumpaladin
"just out of curiosity what was the dander situation with the fluffy pony that turned into the tentacle monster? I feel like you might not want to touch your eyes after that one. When I was just a small Elway, I once touched my eyes after petting a fluffy camel that was only 34% Football, and my eyes puffed up to twice the size of Peyton Manning's forhead, which caused my skull to explode, and long story short that's what created the situation that liberals are calling global warming.

I would be careful with those dander particles if I were you
sometimes they can bore your way through your eyeballs and into your brain, and if they can figure out how your brain works they might be able to control your body and make you dance a hearty jig"

Trumpaladin promptly leaves to wash his hands and clothing, and to purify it of pony dander

>>43407
Fae says

"You've never been baptized, have you?"

*poors another red solo cup onto pony*

>>43409
>>43408
Praise American
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43414
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/43413.html
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43416
43419
>>43412
>He makes this speech while the piece that covers his crotch is still missing
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43419
>>43416
Uh... better to cumshot ponies with?

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Blow my mind /vx/
Anonymous
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No.39487
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I'm really just putting this up to see if there's anyone still interested in talking about the paranormal on here. But if anyone sees this,it'd be nice if I got some personal paranormal stories,might share some as well.
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Anonymous
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No.39673
42506
Idk why but the little town i lived most of my life had always been full of weird stuff.
There is a place like 20km on the outside of the city thats called "cidade da luz" translates to city of light, a lot of people gather there to do weird rituals, it appears that its a pretty popular place to do so, its full of weird drawings too.
There is also an abandoned park something like 30km outside of the city, thats another place people gather to do some weird stuff, but its kinda dangerous, i have heard, if they catch you there, they never let you leave if you don't join their cult.

Outside of that there always have been weird stories, and at night in some places you can see shadows walking by the side of your eye.
I could tell of one or two things that happened to me if i remember them, they are not really exciting i must advice.
Anonymous
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No.42459
43265
>>39670
You have my attention.
Anonymous
uO52Z
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No.42506
>>39673
Very interested to have more detailed stories from you,Anon.
Anonymous
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No.43114
>>39487
I have frequent Déjà vu episodes to the point where I think I'm slightly psychic, or I'm trapped in a simulation. Other from that I haven't experienced anything that could blow your mind.
Anonymous
ND45Z
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No.43249
>>39487
I drank beer with my butt once.
Anonymous
c+MvP
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No.43265
>>42459
There was another time I was landscaping at a job site. Just before lunch, I thought I saw a cat standing to the left in my peripheral vision. Looking directly I saw it was a piece of landscape plastic poking out of the ground. As I stood there inspecting the plastic, I got the sensation of being stared at by what appeared in my peripheral vision as a person standing facing me. When I looked directly at it, it was actually a small tree (which its self was several times larger than the silhouette I saw before). On a whim, I opted to take a nap at that tree during my lunch break, and had a ridiculous series of vivid dreams. I also got away with sleeping 1/2 hour after the lunch break even though it was the most obvious place possible.

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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.42111
42112
>>42110
If he has something to say, she can say it right to their faces.
Tracy is already determined to move from point A to point B. She's not attacking in any way; she's just getting close.

Remember to make him pay for the damaged tower.
Anonymous
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No.42112
42113
>>42111
Eh.... fine. Horsey can try her intimidation tactics. I guess she's got to do something to impress the captain into buying her
She may have to deflate if you want dimension door to work. If that thing is a wall of force, both going around it with eternalness and dimension door will get around it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.42113
>>42112
I don't normally bother looking up how to get past spells, barriers, etc. because my character wouldn't know anyway, so there's no point in me knowing.
She's just pissed that the faggot who interrupted her day is hiding behind some invisible shield in non-stabbing range.
Anonymous
X/NDv
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No.42114
Lenos would like to cast meteor swarm at the balloon to try and pop it
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.42115
Alright then, before we do anything else, I'm gonna bake
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.42117
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/42116.html

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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

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Anonymous
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No.40834
40837
>>40833
is suspicious of you.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40835
40842
>>40584
Ikr, I got watery-eyed when Trump pointed out the cutie mark.
>>40590
Catch one then!
>>40627
Hell yeah he was
>>40632
... so can fug
>>40655
That was the agreement, yes
>>40662
Technically, the name is/would-be Adeline Adolpha Preston Al Thez,... but we'll get to that.
Don't think goldy hasn't taken an interest
>>40678
I like you,... "Me too!",... tho you do make me facepalm more than anyone else ITT
>>40769
Not only that, but the boat that sank was not the Titanic, it was (iirc, I'd have to check to be sure) the Oceanic. JP Morgan pulled a fast one to write of a multi-million dollar "whoopsie" that compromised the integrity of the original Oceanic, which he then swapped their places and names before the 'inevitable' Titanic disaster.
>>40771
Xp
>>40820
@;_;@

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40836
>baking nao
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40837
40849
>>40834
I swear I can't take credit for this work of art. I was in a voice call with Anon27 and Atlas when i told Atlas he should make some responses to questions. And then without telling me he made that response "I'll run you down faggot." He asked me "what is a "these" and I told him that Thez was the character's wife, who was a half dwarf half elf half infernal who has been through literal hell, and so he made the "race mixing is degenerate" reply. He later said that he wasn't paying much attention when I said that, so I clarified the relationship between Infernius and Thez, and he said "I stand by my previous statement." He made the later posts sort of at random. After he made that last post I DMed him and pinged him in the staff server to try to get him to respond, but I believe he went to sleep
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40839
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/40838.html
Hitler
Titan
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No.40919
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>>40825
stop being such a bitch

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Getting Over It
Anonymous
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No.32873
Steam Link
http://store.steampowered.com/app/240720/Getting_Over_It_with_Bennett_Foddy/

Getting Over it (also knowns as the Potman Game) is a digital torture device designed by the CIA Nigger """Bennet Foddy""". It is avaiable for commercial purchase on Steam since December 6th 2017 for 8 Dollars and Illegal Download on Pirate Sites (2,2 Million+ and counting.)

The Protagonist is a bald man trapped in an iron pot attempting to climb an infinite mountain with a long shafted hammer as a metaphor to the greek epic Sisyphus. The Key Gameplay consist of trapping the player in a constant state of all present repeatable failure while the developer reads you patronising quotes from pseudointellectuals to mock you.

Getting Over it is not for the faint of heart. Consequences of subjecting onself to this travesty may or may not cause bouts of rage,destruction of property, incoherent screaming, stroke, heart failure, lost of faith in humanity, public embarrassment and suicide.

Recorded Life Footage of Field tests conducted In November 2017 on Nigger cattle

Sample 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FhAzazQ5ik
Sample 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGhbUKhJd8 - Contains Spoilers
Sample 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PYWda4GTyw

It is strongly recommended that you never attempt to run this software, as it may turn You against yourself with dreadful consequences.
Anonymous
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No.40270
Surprisingly few glitches for a game, but the ones that exist are quite entertaining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM4p__zOKMw

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Pone mods
Anonymous
NM6ds
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No.39982
What are some good games with pone related mods. Pic related
Anonymous
gp7os
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No.39988
40047
Starbound, Stellaris, and terraria all have ponies mods.
Anonymous
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No.40047
40106
>>39988
>Terraria
What's the name?
Anonymous
gp7os
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No.40106
>>40047
Terraria Pony Pack
https://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/mlp-terraria-pony-pack.48489/

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Lotsa Nuts
Anonymous
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No.38130
Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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39518 39519 39526
[1d20+21 = 32]
Just for the sake of it, Tracking check.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39518
>>39517
Can she find her scent?
Anonymous
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No.39519
39521
>>39517
"Tracy, can you take me to the tower quickly?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39521
>>39519
>[incoherent nightmare thoughts]
She's even more rabid than she was before.
Anonymous
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No.39523
Moar nuts
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/39520.html
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39526
39530
>>39515
He is.
Tracy speeds off towards the forest.
>>39517
If her tracking check doesn't yield anything.

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Anonymous
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No.38452
ITT:we make a new urban legend.
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Anonymous
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No.38684
38685
What about: Beneath every statue of southern heroes from the civil war a slave is buried.
Anonymous
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No.38685
38686
>>38684
Antifa probably already believes this, tbh. Do you want them to hunt down statues even more zealously?
Anonymous
LqLQe
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No.38686
>>38685
It is a downside to spreading that myth that is true. And we would need a good followup plan if we are to spread it and turn it into our benefit.
Anonymous
z0zSA
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No.38687
38688
>>38664
another option is to go for an event, like if somebody does this and that at this time and location, then (urban legend: event) will happen.
Anonymous
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No.38688
38858
>>38687
The legends speak of rituals in which cultist would scream their chantings (allahu ackbar) on key, sacred places (in front of police stations) to plant the seed of chaos in the world.
While some of them succeed at making the mince hide (cause crowd panic) most of them only do so to find their fate cut short by blows from the agents of order, mysterious protectors that pray for the order (they get shot by cops/arrested)
Anonymous
z0zSA
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No.38858
>>38688
kek

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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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No.38126
38137
Tracy: *reads Necronomicon*
Trumpaladin: "What are you doing Tracy?"
Tracy: "reading up on the outer Gods"
Trumpaladin: "But that's heresy!"
*pulls out chain sword, ready to smite heretic*
Tracy: "Oh Flashy, I am a devotee of the Chaos God Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure. God of Lust and Greed, among other things."
*bats eyes at Flashy*
*assumes a addictive pose*
"You want to see some of what I've learned?"
Trumpaladin: *backs away slowly*
*runs*
Tracy: *continues reading*
\r
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.38127
38137
>>38123
If Tracy is looking for a religion, her fiancé would be overjoyed if she joined him in Football
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.38128
i g2g for an hour or two
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.38129
I guess I should probably bake,....
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.38131
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/38130.html
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.38137
>>38126
>Implying you could resist
>>38127
Not ebil enough.

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